A writer at heart! Reading and writing some of my up-most passions, just like half the people on this site! I am sarcastic and silly and love jokes! Wanna hear one?

Ahem! Why does tigger bounce on his tail?
-so he doesn't step on pooh! Hahaha that one always gets me :D
My best friend introduced me to watt pad and I'm sure glad she did! Fill free to check out my stories and I love feedback and won't act like a total bitch to constructive criticism!
But! if you leave a comment just to be mean! I won't give you the time of the day! 
Now you know a little about me! 
Also my real name is Xochitl  pronounciation(so-chee)
Yeah, Its Aztec :D
Adios!

█ 10% SMART
██ 20% STUPID
███ 30% BITCH
████ 40% INSANE
█████ 50% FUNNY
██████ 60% EVIL
███████ 70%CRAZY
████████ 80% AWESOME
█████████ 90%WEIRD 
██████████ 100% ME!!! :D


  ~My Favorite Quotes~


“A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.’” - The Maugles


“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.” - Jack Nicholson


 “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” - Franklin P. Jones


”A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” - Robert Purvis


“They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.” - Unknown