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Warning: I am the most horrible speech giver so RIP if you wanna go ahead and read.
This is FROGG over here and today IS TOAD’S BIRTHDAY! THAT LITTLE SHIT!
OUR FRIENDSHIP GOES BACK TO 4TH GRADE! There was this HORRIBLE ASS teacher who made us sit together. We didn’t really get along at first but now? WE DA BFF’s!
Back in fourth grade, we were SOOOO shy around each other, we used to actually ask each other if we could eat the other ones food!
Come to think of it, that was actually the only time we knew how to be obedient and ask a person before we touch their shit.
Now, we barely tell each other before we take the other’s stuff.
Andneverreturnitback.
Anyway, 8.9
First play we watched together!
We obviously didn’t hear what the play had to say and didn’t see what the play had to show us, and we talked through the 4 hour play! We were talking about.......well, stuff! THERES A REASON YOU TELL IT TO YOUR BEST FRIEND AND NOT THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!
Fifth grade wasn’t that great, we were separated cuz our sections got shuffled and we had some conflicts. Wanna know what about?! FRIENDS! YEAH! We were jealous cuz we were in different sections and we talked to other people! I mean who doesn’t understand that one needs other people to socialise with! US! THATS WHO!
6th and 7th grade, we finally matured up and actually got quite close! A little too close where one doesn’t have something called personal space.
We did all kinds of shit!
We literally still text each other even if we’re sitting right beside each other!
Talk about weird huh?
A reminder,
8.9
Anyway, so that’s about 1.5% of the story of our friendship. And I can’t type anymore cuz I’m too lazy.
HEY DON’T YOU MAKE THAT FACE AT ME! I WARNED YOU BEFORE YOU STARTED READING! ITS NOT ON ME SISTA IF YOU’RE INTERESTED IN MY NONSENSE!