stoicremarks

..   what if bike is short for ' bichael ' ?
          
          ♯  sORRY I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING MY BAD

stoicremarks

if...  if i ate myself,  would i be twice as big or reduced to nothing at all?
            ♯   sUCK  MY  DUDHDUDN
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EROSGUARDING

(   @stoicremarks   )
            
            ❛  spit it out then , you're wasting my time .  ❜
            
            ੈ༉ ;⠀⠀⠀WHY ON MY KNEES 
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stoicremarks

WAIT PLEASE.   i have an aCTUAL question,  officer.
            ♯  YAYYY ILY TOO  <333  NOW GET ON UR KNEES <3
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cxduceus

Mr. Eros, I need your help. Ms. Hera is going to kill me with her heels and I don't wanna die-

EROSGUARDING

(   @cxduceus   )
            
            ❛  now stay in there cause I'm leaving .  you're welcome .  ❜
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sickreadings

you're one heck of a great supervisor yknow ? 

EROSGUARDING

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            ❛  good .  see ?  that was easy wasnt it .  ❜
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sickreadings

@EROSGUARDING 
            
            ... there's no need to resort to violence aha , i'll go to bed - please don't smack me with a bat
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EROSGUARDING

(   @sickreadings   )
            
            ❛  with my good old baseball bat , I am able to .  ❜
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slothspride

;   ↓ tHAT RHYMED IN MY HEAD KVKDKFK

EROSGUARDING

(   @slothspride   )
            
            ੈ༉ ;⠀⠀⠀IM NOT DOIN IT
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slothspride

;   YOU CAN DO IT NEA
            I BELIEVE IN YOU
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cleanigea

supervisor , i'm hungry . when's lunchtime ?

cleanigea

*─ ;﹙⛓﹚*@EROSGUARDING 
            
            " rude - "
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EROSGUARDING

(   @gluttonosinmate   )
            
            ❛  no , you're just as annoying .  ❜
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cleanigea

*─ ;﹙⛓﹚*@EROSGUARDING 
            
            " really ? "
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