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guys i'm alive

just saw your comment on my prof. hi uwu 

@ii_Crexy oof

@ii_Crexy I'm not gay guys
          That ain't me
          I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
          So I can admit when I see a guy
          Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
          And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
          And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
          And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
          And ohh my god, take your pants off
          
          Um..
          Fuck it
          
          I'm gay
          I'm fucking gay
          I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"
          I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
          (That's me)
          And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"
          Yeah!
          I'm gay
          (I'm gay)
          I'm hella gay
          I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
          And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
          That's why my degree is in musical theater
          I'm so gay man...

.....Your reading list tho-

@ii_Crexy ye? ne?