"Writing isn't about your book being good, but about you being able to place all of your amazing ideas on paper."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you hit your face"

"I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"

 "Things to do with my life. 
   1. Get a sword.
   2. Name it Kindness.
   3. Kill people with kindness."

 "Exercise? I thought you said Extra Fries..."


"I'm going to live forever or die trying,"