My Remedy

So I kind of just caved and watched a clip from Iron Lung on YouTube because it's still not available on any streaming service I've got. And I came to two realizations. One, Mark does an incredible job of conveying strong emotions of anger and fear. Two, the people who sent Mark's character into the blood ocean might be just the slightest but stupid for giving him something he could easily use as a devastating weapon and not immediately covering or turning it off as soon as they pull him back out.

Random Fictional Fights:
          Who do you think wins?
          
          Hellsing Ultimate/IT:
          Alucard VS Pennywise.
          
          DC/Watchmen:
          Red Hood VS Rorschach.
          
          Marvel/Dead Space:
          The Avengers VS Brethren Moons.
          
          FNAF/Halloween:
          Springtrap VS Michael Myers.
          
          Arkham Batman/Insomniac Spiderman:
          Ra's Al Ghul VS Martin Li.
          
          The Last Of Us/The Walking Dead:
          Clementine VS Ellie.
          
          Marvel/DC
          The Justice League VS The X-Men.
          
          The Boys/Invincible:
          Immortal VS Homelander.

Evil Batman Poem.
          The Bat Incident:
          
          "I can see that you shiver even as you stand tall. I can smell the advancing fear on you all. I can taste your blood pumping as you struggle and bawl. I love watching your resolve as it starts to stall. You can shoot, but your bullets just land on the wall. You risk your lives for a boss that won't answer your call. I can tell your ambitions are petty and small. You're just animals and you're destined to fall. You can see the blood-soaked cape that drags down the hall. You can see a pair of soulless eyes that lock on you all. You can kiss your life goodbye as Gordon drops the ball. You can hear the cold laughter as thugs like you crawl. I'm the Bat of Gotham, here to answer Wrath's call. I'm the shadow that spills guts, I'm vendetta's squall. I'm the Devil here to watch as my own demons fall. I'm the monster who's shadow lurks over all."

Would You Rather Questions:
          
          Comics:
          1: Send Superman to the Marvel universe.
          2: Send Ghost Rider into the DC universe.
          
          Hazbin Hotel:
          1: Be an employee at the hotel.
          2: Be the head of your own empire.
          
          Alien Fiction:
          1: Have Kryptonian biology.
          2: Have Viltrumite biology.
          
          The Boys:
          1: Have Soldier Boy's durability.
          2: Have Kimiko's healing factor.
          
          Injustice:
          1: Kill Brainiac after taking over his ship.
          2: Keep him alive in case you need him.
          
          Mythology:
          1: Have Cerberus as a guard dog.
          2: Have Thor as a body guard.

Random Question:
          
          I don't see DC doing this anytime soon, or at least not making an actual full-length story like this, but I still thought the idea would be at least somewhat interesting to discuss. How do you guys think a Utilitarian version of Batman would most likely operate? 

Alchemy Homelander:
          Dialogue Snippets:
          
          "The bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to make me tame. My whole life. America...I'm done eating my wings."
          
          "Yeah, you were sitting there, and I was in this oven here. You made the shot, you did a little fist-pump to celebrate, and then you turned up the temperature to see if you could burn my skin before it was replaced with tungsten."
          
          "You can't intervene. I will get the Philosopher's Stone, and when I do, I'm gonna melt you into a puddle of lead. You, Starlight, all the non-believers, you're all gonna fucking drown in an ocean of soulless metal."
          
          "My reign will last forever, and when this world is cold and dead, I shall remain. Eternal. The true Magnum Opus."
          
          "As above, so below. They used to tell me that phrase was the key to all magic. Do you know what it means, Steven? The state of the Earth mirrors the state of the heavens. And guess what? The heavens are burning."

@M-Doros
          My answers:
          
          1: Also Teen Titans. For the same reasons you said, but also because I wouldn't have to worry about Batman developing plans to screw me over on a moments notice on the chance I become a villain. Can entirely blame him for doing that since he both works with and fights literal demigods, but I'd rather not deal with that myself.
          
          2: Also Doctor Doom. He's just generally more stable and reasonable than Green Goblin by far. I mean, he's clearly an egomaniac, but he's not entirely fueled by hatred and actually has the capacity for love.
          
          3: Also leaning towards Pennywise because that comes with the possibility of other Supes and even higher-ups at Vought seeing him lose the fight. Homelander would be an easy kill for Freddy, but everyone watching from the outside would have little to no idea what's going on.
          
          4: Invisibility does sound cool.
          But I'm leaning towards Invulnerability.
          
          5: Same. Kara could serve as the best reminder that he still has some family left after the nuke goes off.
          
          6: I'd most likely die as well, but I think I'd last longer with Vita Carnis since the Alternates from The Mandela Catalogue are just straight-up demons running around with few actual limits.

@Lovell2004 
          1. Be part of the Teen Titans. - Depending on the version, it's a lot more relaxed than the Justice League. Also, they have pizza.
          
          2. Be an enemy to Doctor Doom. - Doom hates Reed Richards the most, so I could be a minor enemy of his that he won't take notice of. Norman would murder me for even looking at him funny in the elevator one time.
          
          3. Send Pennywise/IT after Homelander. - It would be mad funny to see Homelander piss himself without Butcher being there. :]]]]
          
          4. Have Batman's suit turn him invisible. - Wouldn't that just be cool??
          
          5. Have Superman meet Supergirl sooner. - Maybe when Metropolis gets destroyed, she might be able to prevent him from becoming radicalized.
          
          6. I'm not very familiar with either series, but I took one quick look at their premise, and they both seem absolutely horrific. I probably won't survive in either universe.

Random Question:
          
          I don't know why this idea even popped into my head to begin with, but I thought it'd be fun to post about. What if Homelander's laser vision somehow instantly froze things instead of burning them away?

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