My Remedy

This question just occurred to me since the new Evil Dead trailer has me thinking about Evil Dead 2013 and Evil Dead Rise again. Those are actually the only films from the series I've seen the entirety of, so they kinda make up most of my frame of reference. Anyways, both of those entries depict their own "big bad" Deadite threat and I'm curious which one you guys think made the most intimidating vessel for the Deadites between these two:
          
          Mia Allen: Evil Dead 2013.
          
          Ellie: Evil Dead Rise.
          
          I'm honestly kinda torn.
          They're both pretty freaky.

Which of the following characters would be the most likely survival long enough to become one of the few legendary Damned souls in the city of Dis as it's depicted in the Creepypasta story "How To Survive Hell"?
          
          Jeffrey Mason: TMF.
          
          Victor Zsasz: Arkham City.
          
          Billy Butcher: The Boys.
          
          The Grabber: The Black Phone.
          
          Chucky: Child's Play.
          
          Hannibal Lecter: Silence Of The Lambs.
          
          Dexter Morgan: Dexter.
          
          The Governor: The Walking Dead.

Hey, did you leave a comment on my channel not too long ago? I got a notification, but when I tried to read it, it was gone.

Homicidal Liu:
          Voice: MrCreepyPasta.
          
          Jane was right. About me, I mean. She always knew something was off. After I left Temple, I thought I wanted so badly to think I could walk away from everything that happened between me and Jeff and into a relatively stable life. But here I am, surrounded by death and arguing about strength and evolution with serial killers. I told myself everything was gonna be fine. But I knew that wasn't true deep down. I learned young that letting your anger out could feel good. Really good. After Jeff made his way back here and got caught, my aunt Marcy and Carlton helped me ignore what was simmering beneath my skin. But who was I kidding? I was never going to let what he did go. And that shit I said when your band of misfits broke him out and started what's going on outside? About just wanting to put my brother out of his misery and make sure he doesn't hurt anyone else? That wasn't true either. Not entirely. I guess I just used that to keep my other half on his leash until this mess was over. But I've seen how insane you've driven half of Remedy. I've seen you reopen several old wounds these people thought they were healing from. I should hate your guts for doing this to my home. Most of me does. But there's a part of me that's grateful too. You? All this? It's a wake-up call to what I really want. What I really am. Now it's time to let Sully have some fun.

Masky/Tim:
          Voice: Jensen Ackles.
          
          Hello? This thing on? Cool. This message goes out to the Remedy Police Department, with a very personal shout-out to the alpha prick himself, Clay Burk. Your asses are currently being kicked by the loyal soldiers of the infamous Slenderman! That's right, folks, he's more than a spooky campfire story! I'm not saying my real name for obvious fucking reasons, but y'all can call me Masky. And I can't wait to meet each and every one of you up close. We'll be getting acquainted right after me and my comrades here finish target practice. Allow me to thank you properly for providing us with our latest variety of pin cushions and bullet sponges. By this time tomorrow, most of you will look like you just fell off the world's nastiest Swiss cheese platter! You've got no place left to run and nowhere to hide. So get ready, because we're coming for you. Until then, I'd suggest sending a round of prayers to your precious God. Who knows? Maybe he's paying enough attention to throw his children a bone for once. But hey! You're also more than welcome to grow some balls and take yourselves out before we get there. But if I'm being honest? We hope you don't.

Do you think unconditional love exists?

He Who Hides:
          Voice: MeatCanyon.
          
          I have seen past the most distant stars. I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have seen the inner demons of every human and animal walking this Earth. I could have given you all the things you never even knew you wanted. You could have drank from the tallest chalices. Dined at the largest tables. Taken shelter inside the most secure and glorious fortresses. All I would have asked as payment was your loyalty. But just like so many who came before, you were too weak to seize the opportunity. To abandon your ties to the pathetic species you were born from and become part of something greater. And what's more? You had the audacity to attempt to manipulate my faithful soldiers into serving your will instead of mine. I offered you my hand. And you tried to bite me. You threw away your best chance at thriving here. Now you get to see what everyone else opposing me sees. Through me the way to everlasting cruelty. Through me the way to everlasting misery. Where your soul will remain until the collapse of the cosmos as you know it. Your last moments of conscious experience will show you the apex of suffering. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Do you guys think humanity will ever evolve its social dynamics to the point where the majority of men and women are capable of coexisting without our relationships unraveling into dissatisfaction and contempt?

Random Question:
          
          If you guys lived within the world of The Boys and somehow gained access to a new version of Compound V that was stable enough for adults to take without having to worry about the mutation process killing them, would you be tempted to dose yourself? Take into account that you would still have no reliable way of guessing what powers you would get from doing so. You could become a practical demigod with eternal youth or a street-level Supe whose powers are barely strong and stable enough for you to defend yourself from armed criminals and Vought soldiers. You can only be sure that you won't die or suffer permanent damage. With all that being said, do you think you would test your luck by taking the V? If so, what kinds of powers would you be hoping to get?

Serious Question:
          
          So, I've been having something of an existential crisis over the past couple days involving what I honestly think is one of the biggest sources of conflict dysfunction the human race struggles with. That being the relationship between men and women. Does anyone else find it extremely depressing that men and women have consistently been tearing each other down for thousands of years(and that's low-balling) even though we're both totally dependent on each other to keep humanity alive? I don't know which side holds more of the blame for that(Don't really consider either side innocent), but I've recently found myself thinking the fact that the majority of us apparently don't know how to effectively coexist for more than five minutes after all these years might be an indicator that there isn't much hope for humanity's story to have any kind of positive ending. Have any of you guys ever felt this same way before?