Gray's bae

can you recommend me any good riren books- 

Ugh, I'm so gay it hurts
          
          ~... ~
          
          ... 
          
          ~... You're not wrong~

          
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          I'M BACK BITCHES!!! 
          
          ~Natsu stfu and go read a book~
          
          Why must you do this to me? 
          
          ~Because I love you~
          
          ... Fiiiiiiine

I'm so BORED
          
          ~Then read a book~
          
          I don't wanna
          
          ~Then work on your book~
          
          GRAY! You weren't supposed to say anything about that! 
          
          ~Oh well *shrugs*~
          
          So yeah, I'm thinking about posting a book called "Panties" but idk where I'm going with it and Gray here is no help as well so... yeah... 
          
          ~Why do you have to be so awkward about it? ~
          
          *Sets Gray on fire*
          
          ~FUCK! NOT AGAIN!~

Shit! I still have this account!?
          
          ~Natsu, when was the last time you read?~
          
          Ah, well... you see *awkwardly scratches behind head*
          
          ~Natsu~
          
          I've been busy with missions and food and fucking...
          
          ~*raises eyebrow* Uh-huh~
          
          *mumbles* I'll go get a book *pouts*

Happy new year to people all over the world!
          
          ~Except for China...~
          
          *Eye twitches* 
          
          ~You can't leave out China~
          
          ANYWAY my new years resolution is to write a book 
          
          ~And mine is to get Natsu pregnant~
          
          WHAT!?! *blushes* 
          
          ~And i'll be working hard to make that happen~
          
          GRAY!!!
          
          ~Happy New Year~

GRAY! GRAY! GRAY! GRAY!
          
          ~What pyro?~
          
          Wait for it... Wait for it...
          
          ~Wait for what?~
          
          HAPPY GRATSU DAY!!!
          
          ~Gratsu day?~
          
          Gray you forgetful bastard!!! 
          
          ~Just kidding. Anyway, happy Gratsu day to all Gratsu shippers and whatnot~
          
          You got to be more enthusiastic than that
          
          ~This is as far as I'm going~
          
          Asshole *sticks tongue out at Gray*
          
          ~*catches Natsu's tongue by teeth*~
          
          *blushes*
          
          /// The fourth wall is covered in curtains and the sound of moaning and slapping of skin is heard in the distance///

 GraTsu is beautiful

@SplatterGirl1908 GRAY, PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SEEING THAT PICTURE!!!
          
          ~Chill Natsu, it's only a photo~
          
          Why must I be the subject of humiliation? I cry every time
          
          ~And don't worry, I spanked him good~
          
          *sets Gray on fire*
          
          ~FUCKING, HOT- NATSU!!!~

Gray, I'm sad
          
          ~Why babe?~
          
          Because I lost Igneel today
          
          ~*checks calender* 7/7/2017 *winces*~
          
          I miss him so much *starts to sob*
          
          ~It's okay baby, he's watching over you right now~
          
          Really? *sniffles*
          
          ~Really~