Hello sugars!. 

My name is Bullshit, nice to meet you!

I came freshly out of my dose and will be highly pleased to present myself to all of you

I'm not so old years young < (wh.. what?) YES. 
who cares how old someone is? 
Important is your maturity.
Just figure it out... if it's that important to you honey ;) 

 I'm a very nice person btw...

                  ..you shithole


nah Just kidding pls don't hate me already, I love you