OneFreakyAlien
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Me: I'm so confused.
Ronaldo: what are you talking about?
Me: there's a My Little Pony Christmas Special on TV right now
Ronaldo: so...?
Me: it's July
Ronaldo: oh... Then why is the special on?
Me: I don't know! That's why I'm confused!
DaQuackin
Hello my name is Ash! And your friends with some of mine!
And Idk where to take this...
I like you?
Friends?
I'm not gay...
I just like friends.
And I'm awkward! Just ask mydayliteshow! I bug her every morning... (She let's me.)
teraCANread
Thx for the follow (and I love ur usernameXD)
OneFreakyAlien
@Strange_Little_Pony No problem! ^ω^
safiyakhan1
Hiiii!! Are you obsessed with Ronaldo? XD
OneFreakyAlien
Me: I'm so confused.
Ronaldo: what are you talking about?
Me: there's a My Little Pony Christmas Special on TV right now
Ronaldo: so...?
Me: it's July
Ronaldo: oh... Then why is the special on?
Me: I don't know! That's why I'm confused!
OneFreakyAlien
Me: so, Ronaldo.
Ronaldo: *sighs* what do you need?
Me: I've seen that you like to harass me in comments.
Ronaldo: oh? How so?
Me: well, when I was bei g accepted into the Hunters, a very prestigious group mind you, you said you wouldn't bother the other hunters, but you would bother me.
Ronaldo: well, I had to reassure Lady Artemis that only you would be affected by my presence!
Me: Or, you could just be well behaved! And, don't interrupt me when I'm ranting about Jahali! Man, Jahali sucks! She uses my toilet paper ONE TIME, and-
Ronaldo: I've said once, and I'll say it again, I do NOT care!
OneFreakyAlien
Me: oooooooooooohhhhhh
Ronaldo: *sighs* what is it this time?
Me: 50 votes! 50 votes!
Ronaldo: what strenuous talking about, '50 votes'?
Me: I have 50 votes on my story, The Beginning!
Ronaldo: wow! well then, congrats!
OneFreakyAlien
Ronaldo: so, I've done some research on this lucky charms milkshake' and-
Me: *turns round, sipping a large lucky charms milkshake* what
Ronaldo: it's quite bad for you
Me: but it's delicious!
Ronaldo: you know what really 'beets' this mass of diabetes...
Me: no. Oh god no! Please don't-
Ronaldo: beets!!
Me: uuuggghhhh! And, by the way, this is a really good mass of diabetes.
SuperKingAir
I like that the author knows the impending pun and tries to avoid it, but it happens anyway!
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OneFreakyAlien
Me: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooohhh !!!!!!!!!!
Ronaldo: what?!? what happened?!?!
Me: burger king!! they. they have a-a
Ronaldo: a what?? what is it????
Me: a lucky charms milkshake!!! and it looks delicious!!!!!
Ronaldo: *deadpanned*
Me: *sweatdrops*
Ronaldo: *shakes head and flies away slowly* im out