OneFreakyAlien

Me: I'm so confused.
          	
          	Ronaldo: what are you talking about?
          	
          	Me: there's a My Little Pony Christmas Special on TV right now
          	
          	Ronaldo: so...?
          	
          	Me: it's July
          	
          	Ronaldo: oh... Then why is the special on?
          	
          	Me: I don't know! That's why I'm confused!

DaQuackin

Hello my name is Ash! And your friends with some of mine! 
          
          And Idk where to take this...
          
          I like you?
          
          Friends?
          
          I'm not gay...
          
          I just like friends.
          
          And I'm awkward! Just ask mydayliteshow! I bug her every morning... (She let's me.)

DaQuackin

@OneFteakyAlien *CRAWLING IN MY CRAWLING-*
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DaQuackin

@OneFreakyAlien And A happy~, new yearrrr!!! *bad singing*
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safiyakhan1

Hiiii!! Are you obsessed with Ronaldo? XD

OneFreakyAlien

Me: ha. Ha. It's funny now, but he's rude. Very rude.
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safiyakhan1

@safiyakhan1 ohmygod XD *laughs*
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OneFreakyAlien

Me: I'm so confused.
          
          Ronaldo: what are you talking about?
          
          Me: there's a My Little Pony Christmas Special on TV right now
          
          Ronaldo: so...?
          
          Me: it's July
          
          Ronaldo: oh... Then why is the special on?
          
          Me: I don't know! That's why I'm confused!

OneFreakyAlien

Me: so, Ronaldo.
          
          Ronaldo: *sighs* what do you need?
          
          Me: I've seen that you like to harass me in comments.
          
          Ronaldo: oh? How so?
          
          Me: well, when I was bei g accepted into the Hunters, a very prestigious group mind you, you said you wouldn't bother the other hunters, but you would bother me.
          
          Ronaldo: well, I had to reassure Lady Artemis that only you would be affected by my presence!
          
          Me: Or, you could just be well behaved! And, don't interrupt me when I'm ranting about Jahali! Man, Jahali sucks! She uses my toilet paper ONE TIME, and-
          
          Ronaldo: I've said once, and I'll say it again, I do NOT care!

OneFreakyAlien

Ronaldo: so, I've done some research on this lucky charms milkshake' and-
          
          Me: *turns round, sipping a large lucky charms milkshake* what
          
          Ronaldo: it's quite bad for you
          
          Me: but it's delicious!
          
          Ronaldo: you know what really 'beets' this mass of diabetes...
          
          Me: no. Oh god no! Please don't-
          
          Ronaldo: beets!!
          
          Me: uuuggghhhh! And, by the way, this is a really good mass of diabetes. 

SuperKingAir

I like that the author knows the impending pun and tries to avoid it, but it happens anyway!
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OneFreakyAlien

Me: huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooohhh !!!!!!!!!!
          
          Ronaldo: what?!? what happened?!?!
          
          Me: burger king!! they. they have a-a
          
          Ronaldo: a what?? what is it????
          
          Me: a lucky charms milkshake!!! and it looks delicious!!!!!
          
          Ronaldo: *deadpanned*
          
          Me: *sweatdrops*
          
          Ronaldo: *shakes head and flies away slowly* im out