OnyxxCrow

Lmao, you thibk YOU'RE cool?
          Well delete that thought from your brain because you can never match my level of coolness cuz I just spent like SEVEN FUCKING HOURS (I think) building what I imagine RusAme's future house to look like in the Sims 4
          
          
          And you think wwms never leaves YOUR brain. Nope. Nuh uh

my phone just rang in the middle of class and GOD am I embarrassed, specially because my seatmate is so fcking NOSY but anyways, I'll be waking up wondering why my wrist hurts as if there isn't a 400lbs dumbbell(a giant plush) squashing it
          
          So ame is craaaaazy rich like millionaire rich I think and he'd do allat for rus so like uhh
          
          
          
          
          
          'I would buy the entire universe if it meant that you'd stay by me at all times.
          
          I will spend every dime, penny, or bill on you as a testament of my love.
          
          I would walk through every terrain just to get through your hardened heart'
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          i'd write more but unfortunately, I suck at writing like ya'll and God nerfed my writing skills

I. I just finished a Rusame ff on ao3, it’s unfinished, last updated OCTOBER LAST YEAR… what do I do now…….
          
          
          Out of everyone in the eastern branch, China has gotta be the most superstitious out of all of them
          
          Whenever Rus is mid sleep, he randomly sits up straight(still unconscious) then after a good minute or so he falls back down(I could write smth abt this later if I have motivation) 
          
          Russia prolly helps France in designing and making new clothes
          
          Russia and his siblings are HELLA strong(being able to lift a 80kg in one hand strong)
          
          Baby rus was most affectionate towards all his siblings, trapping them into bear hugs, kissing them when tucking them to bed and would prioritize them first before himself (kinda canon I know but still) 
          
          
          
          
          
          That’s all I got for now LOL

On another note: Y’all know Alien Stage by…vivinos?
          
          Yea, recently learn Luka is 30?! I’m gna kms I lowkey thought they were all teens-
          
          
          Anyways, I call China to be Luka. Because Luka played in the game before same as China  who competed in the tournament prior to the events of WWMS.
          
          Russ is Till (my baby boi) who has T witness everyone is loved dying. 
          
          America is Ivan (brotha, Ame is the complete opposite of Ivan but eh). Fun fact, Ivan kissed Till before- I am not spoiling the series for y’all. 
          
          Errrr I can’-
          Canada is like Mizi (despite being a guy but errr whatever)
          
          Ukraine is Sua. 
          
          
          Okay bye 
          
          *explodes*

I’ve been learning about the League of Nations (LoN) so here’s smth I just wanna headcanon.
          
          We all know that LoN was sort of a “doomed” Organization right? As from what we’ve learnt, they completely failed in the aspect of not creating war. (Corfu crisis is a failure) 
          
          Now I imagine him and Ame meeting face to face in some final battle and LoN is blaming Ame for not joining the LoN at all despite it being Woodrow Wilson’s brainchild (Wilson’s the president of America then) 
          
          “BECAUSE OF YOU I FAILED—”
          
          “U WERE DOOMED FROM THE START!” 
          
          *silence* 
          
          “What did u say?” LoN stares in horror
          
          And then an shit happens and it’s all sunshine and rain cause Ame stalls LoN enough for LoN to get vapourised and now Ame and the gang can just have their little fun time

When Onyx will come back with a new chapter I’m going to sing Would You Fall in Love with Me Again from EPIC: The Musical

okay this kinda fits the two gæ ass idiots 
          
          https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IT6OdEQu0lo

K Canada genuinely needs to sort itself rn bcz WHAT IS UP W THE WEATHER. like, the sun can literally be burning you alive but NOOOOOO, THE STUPID WINDS JUST HAAAAVE TO BE SO FUCKDIJAY COLD THAT IT LITERALLY BEATS TGE SUUUUUNN. AND THE FACT THAT ITS SNOWING IN OTHER PARTS LIKE WHA5555. IT IS SPRING. SPRING. NOT WINTER, SPRING. YK? THE SEASON WHERE KIDS GET RUNNY NOSES WITH SNOT COMING OUT, SPEOPLE GET SICK BUTNJOIOOO. WINTER JUST WANTS ALL THE GLORY RN
          
          Since gangactivity affected El salvador, I wonder if weather affects Canada bcz I'm SURE that boy is mad rn

Someone go dig Onyxx from their grave I BEG

Convo is so dry rn, I'm tempted to make fluff or angst hcs but for now, have ame baking
          
          
          K so for some random ass reason, ame decides to wake up at 3 am and immediately heads down to the kitchen. After staring at the wall for like half an hour, he finally gets the idea and motivation to bake smth.
          
          He rummages the entire kitchen and gathers everything he'd need to bake and contemplates whether it's enough or not. Eventually he decides it's fine and if it's not enough he can just send sm1 out to get it for him.
          
          I di NOT know how to bake, nor do I know the process so uhhh, time skip
          
          This byatch decided to bake cookies and yk what comes out? Round, HOLLOW cookies. Like they're so round that they could be confused as macaroons. Now obvi he's getting frustrated, concerned and confused but as a last minute save, he started making like, cream, idk, the ones you decorate cakes with (FROSTING????) 
          
          He makes like, 3 diff flavors of them(choco, vanilla, strawberry) and after all that he makes like an incision on the side of the cookies and just, idk, inserts the fillings inside till it's full? He does that with the remaining ones(he made 2 trezen (13, I forgot the word for 13 bcz 12 is dozen)), and after, with the remaining fillings he, decorates most of the cookies.
          
          Then he idk, keeps them in a warm place bcz god it'll be cold later. Rus soon wakes up like, 2 hours after he finished(ame woke up at 3, spent 2hrs baking so rus would wake up at 7) and is surprised when he sees ame in an apron slumped over the island counter, sleeping.
          
          Rus shakes him awake and after all that, ame decides to show his masterpiece to him.
          
          ___
          
          "I'm more impressed with the fact the kitchen isn't in flames than the cookies itself,"
          
          "yeah, I'm so good,"
          
          "Don't get too full of yourself,"
          
          
          
          Then they end up on the couch cuddling whilst rus plays with his hair.
          
          
          Also btw, this is married au