I am a thriving homosexual, I am also Canada's #1 threat for I carry the gay plague™️. 
Here is a nice little run down to what the gay plague™️ has in store for the heterosexuals:
-first you will become interested in the little things such as different types of music like p!atd, and girl in red. 
-then you'll start to take a liking into your heterosexual best friend, of the same sex. 
-next is the denial/internalized homophobia. :(
-after ever how long, you'll love yourself for who you are.  :)
-then you grow the balls to tell your heterosexual best friend you like them. (There are many things that could happen from that, but here's the good outcome. :))
-you and your best friend kiss, you spread the gay plague™️ to them. 
-you two go on a couple dates, bada bing bada boom, you two move in with each other, and adopt many animal children. 
-then you two decide after two weeks of living together that you'd get engaged.
-the wedding is big and mega gay
The end