Almighty Lord of Memes

So I'm back. After long periods of inactivity, I'm ready to write again (Citation needed). I have an issue where if I don't feel motivated to write then it comes out as total dog shit but I think I'm ready to start again now.
          
          So Archive is going to be tweaked. First chapters been dropped and will be re-established. From this point, expect a higher level of professionalism from me(Once again, Citation needed).

So on the situational update, I dusted out the old IPad and am now using that to write, because their is a lack of actual computers in my house...
          
          But for now, this'll do. Expect Archive to continue to update every 2 weeks on a Wednesday.

New schedule for Archive may be a bit screwed...
          
          Dropped my phone in water and it won't charge.
          
          I'll give an update soon.

So Someone on Wattpad just sent me a message saying I can spin a free prize wheel? Scam or no scam?

To keep myself busy, I've decided to set a schedule for Archive. Every 2 weeks, I'll release a chapter on a Wednesday night.
          
          This way, I won't have it stored away and keep changing it and amalgamating it, but I'll have enough time to make it a reasonable piece.
          
          Thats all for now!

The very first part of Archive: The Awakening has been published! It is, unfortunately just a small prologue chapter that contains no story that is relevant for the time being.
          
          It merely sets the stage for the next 5 chapters which will introduce and play on the Main characters.
          
          That's all for now, Bye!

Btw, people still read fantasy right? I'm not behind the trend by like 8 years?

Holy Shit! You know you done fucked up when you make up so much lore for a book that you forget which bit you decided to make cannon, which bit you thought you'd save for later and whether you were drunk during this thought process

It is decided. After having removed all of my none original content from this profile because I was unhappy with it, but now having the urge to produce some more, I will further myself by making another account for said works.
          
          More info on account details if anyone is interested in checking it out soon.

Just posted my first thing in a while. New book of shorts. I'll refrain from filling this one with useless crap this time.
          
          The first one is a poem. It sorta has a hidden message...
          
          Not really very hidden though.