hormonal woman

Hi

original pick up lines I've thought of recently and haven't been able to use due to my lack of social contact and conversation: 
          
          1:    I'm surprised Nicolas Cage hasn't stolen you yet, you being a national treasure and all. 
          2:    I'm gonna eat you out like a buffet. 
          4:    You thicc like honey
          
          
          Let's just say I don't really have people pounding on my poor to propose to me. Of course, if you can't manage to get a hot date by using those, then there's always the ultimate one. 
          
          
          4: please have the sex with me.

*BURPS EVEN LOUDER*

*burps loudly*

HewwO owO 

my stomach is on fire with regret and... pain 
          maybe it was my bad life decisions 
          or maybe it was the three packs of ramen i just shoved down my throat 
          we won't ever know, honestly

 #EmbraceTheSummersberry

Remember Always: You're a Spandex Butterfly :)

damn i was cringy as hell two years ago and i apologize for it y'all

"There's a hole in his heart that's shaped for Her. It won't ever be filled. It's ugly. It's horrible. Devastating. It makes him feel vulnerable, and he hates it. It's agony that runs down his face in rivers and heartbreak that makes him not want to be alive. He's broken."
          -me attempting to write so uh yeah uh-huh maybe book?? yeeet-
          PS-been gone for a long time sorry about that darlings, butttttt im back so yay (: