Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5

I once had Arby's when I was, like, 8 years old and I'm pretty sure that that's the reason why I have the immune system of a sickly Victorian child.

Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5

The entirety of the Shrek franchise is just miscommunication final boss

Ur_Local_Weird_Gworl

@Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5 i remember me and my bestie made an entire religion abt Shrek lol
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Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5

I physically cannot play Minecraft alone because it gives me a feeling of existential dread

smgseven7

@Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5 That's fair. But nobody I know likes playing and I can't play online </33
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Th3Cult0fDi0nysu5

You ever think the muggleborns in Harry Potter use mudblood like black people use the n-word? Like, they get super offended when purebloods or halfbloods say it, but then they walk over to each other and are all like "yo, what's up my muddy." or something?
          
          
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