You can't get brain damage if there's no brain to damage. I would know.

Do drugs kids

Run from the IRS (don't let them catch you)

Violence is the answer

Emotions won't help you

I bet you were dropped as a child. Multiple times.

Say fuck it and stay up later, just don't get caught. That's what I'm doing writing this.

Hi there.

Bye there. 

Touch grass, or don't, it doesn't really matter.

"Maggot" is a pretty good insult (no guarantee)

Do it. Punch them. You got this. 

You don't got this. 

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