Totally_Not_Sirius

I completely forgot that I had this account 
          	I've been off of here for a good year or so
          	Oops

Totally_Not_Sirius

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*FIRST* of all, I'm so sorry for being gone this long, but I've been having a lot of shit going on. 
          
          *SECOND* I'm up to 230 followers?? Thank guys, I didn't know people loved me so much
          
          *THIRD* I love you guys!! Thanks for everything!!

Totally_Not_Sirius

Y'all wanna hear a poem? I got sorta pissed at Bill in a fanfic I was reading and this is how I expressed my anger.
          
          
          Keyboards are stubborn 
          Autocorrect's a bîtch
          Let's just hope that 
          Bill ends up in a ditch.
          
          For poor Dip is on the edge 
          And I'm about to burst 
          I could use some help here 
          And shove Bill into a tiny little midget's purse.
          
          You screw with my muffin 
          You fück with me 
          So I don't care what y'all say 
          But I'll deprive Bill of all his coffee.
          
          I can't write poems 
          So you should probably ignore this I have no idea what I'm doing 
          So I'm gonna jump off an oceanic abyss.

Totally_Not_Sirius

*I* am you're otp?
            
            Awe you're so sweet lol 
            jk (Rowling)
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Totally_Not_Sirius

I swear, I'm the only one who doesn't like the new Wattpad update. The new comment setup is horrible. You read the comments from the bottom up? No. Just no. I liked it so much better how it was before. And it keeps trying to get rid of the stories in my library. I'm about to chuck my IPod out of the Dumbledoor and thru the window out onto the lawn and into the driveway and then run it over. Please tell me that I'm not the only one who is bothered by the new update. 

Totally_Not_Sirius

THANK YOU 
            
            I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 
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kittay_cat

  HELLO I AM ALSO BOYHERED BY THE UPDATE
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