Well hello random person, and welcome to The Weirdo Cafe! If you look at our menu-
Wait a minute.

We don't have a menu.

ANYWAY, we may not sell food (or actually own a cafe), but we have stories! Who knows what you'll find here . . . we don't even always know ourselves!

Speaking of we, there are three users of this account.

@trinscribbles
@WolfPack2033
@PandaPlayz_04

We go by The Weirdo Goddesses. Only that. Nothing else. We control everything. Even you. What? Anyways. We hope you find our stuff... okay? Furthermore, we'd like to thank you for following us (If you did). If you did happen to follow us (hint, hint, nudge, nudge) congrats! You have just become a fellow Weirdo! Prepare for epic WEIRDNESS! 

BTW, you can never escape. You're stuck here. In The Void. Forever. LOL. Just kidding. Or are we?