•Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin
•Just another paper cut survivor
•Just keep swimming
•Life is dumb and I want to sleep
•Living vicariously through myself
•Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
•Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get
•Mermaids don't do homework
•My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
•My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart
•My life was changed by a train.
•My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and sweatpants
•Naturally and artificially flavored
•Nice guys finish lunch.
•Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try
•Oh I'm sorry was my sass too much for you?
•OMG no one cares
•Only Swag girls are fascinated by hashtags on the Facebook.
•Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.
•Please insert pretentious crap about myself here.
•Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
•Probably the best meat eater in the world
•Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants

•How we live our life is far more important than how we say we live our life
•The best of me is yet to come
•Making history
•On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a 15
•Math: Mental Abuse To Humans
•Let go and let the world pass through your fingertips
•Is it bad I'm constantly craving either cupcakes or donuts?
•BAE means bacon and eggs
(me vs popular girl) She wears short skirts, I watch Netflix. She's cheer captain and I'm still watching Netflix.
mine is ~ " ᴰᴿᴱᴬᴹ ᴮᴵᴳ "
mine is- " I'm not insane, I just put the HOT in physcHOTic."
mine is-  I'm to young and to bright and my life is short to waste my time on a bio, so bye bye..."
Bae- JaeBae
JustinBieber
Couple nickname: JoVanna