I'm Guatemalan/Texan(long story) I love soccer messi is my baby daddy and cristiano is my boyfriend I was a hoe......jk.....but messi is better I believe if someone fucks with u they need to get the fuck out if the human race and into a fucking hole in the ground but I'm generally nice and loquacious as my teachers would say......oh ya I'm not voting for trump I personally believe Michelle Obama should run for president.......even tho she fucked up our lunches