there's a man in the sky
with checkers on his back
with feathers in his hair
that are shimmering and black
he hides behind the feathers
and the checkers in the sky
and he wouldn't deny cowardice
if anyone asked him why
the green grass sparkles beneath his ears
And his eyes are sparkling blue
His face hides a secret garden
That he will give to you
there's a man in the sky
with checkers on his back
with feathers in his hair
that are shimmering and black
he hides behind the feathers
and the checkers in the sky
and he wouldn't deny cowardice
if anyone asked him why
the green grass sparkles beneath his ears
And his eyes are sparkling blue
His face hides a secret garden
That he will give to you
Upside to history class: Learning the origin of the Jon Mulaney quote: "We were drinking like it was the civil war and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off."