Star

Just posted my first fanfic on this acc since like…. 2021 or 2022 (they’re private now) and I’m already feeling self conscious DAMN YOU SOCIAL ANXIETY YOU EVIL WITCH !!!

“It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's dare
          It's dare
          You've got to press it on you
          You just think it
          That's what you do baby
          Hold it down there
          Jump with them all and move it
          Jump back and forth
          And feel like you were there yourself
          To work it out
          Never did no harm, never did no harm
          It's dare
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up
          It's dare
          It's dare
          You've got to press it on you
          You just think it
          That's what you do, baby
          Hold it down there
          Jump with the moon and move it
          Jump back and forth
          It feels like you were there yourself
          To work it out
          Never did no harm
          Never did no harm
          It's dare
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up
          It's dare
          Never did no harm
          Never did no harm
          It's dare
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up, it's coming up
          It's coming up
          It's dare
          Oh
          You've got to press it on you
          You just think it
          That's what you do, baby
          Hold it down there
          Jump with the moon and move it
          Jump back and forth
          And feel like you were there yourself
          To work it out
          You've got to press it on you
          You just think it
          That's what you do, baby
          Hold it down there
          Jump with them all and move it
          Jump back and forth
          It feels like you were there yourself
          To work it out”
          
          - Gorillaz, DARE, from Demon Days album, May 11th, 2005

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY KURT FRANK !! !!
          (I know he’s canonically 25 but he’s technically 30 now) (also I swear I’m not obsessed with Kurt)

WAR IS OVER..,
          (I broke up with my controlling ex lol)

I’M GOING BACK TO 505
          IF IT’S A SEVEN HOUR FLIGHT
          OR A FORTY-FIVE MINUTE DRIVE
          IN MY IMAGINATION
          YOU’RE WAITIN’ LYIN’ ON YOUR SIDE
          WITH YOUR HANDS BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
          ‼️‼️️️
          (This song actually slaps)

Baby girl? 
          Daddy’s home 
          Hello princess 
          Hehehehehehehehehehe 

CinnaJos holding Cinnamoroll, visibly confused: "Brother? Is this you? Have you turned into a dog??"
          
          Cinnamoroll: "BTC WHOTHEFU-"

KURT GOT MURDERED BY NAIB

One of my biggest flexes is that I know the “you bring the corsets we’ll bring the cinches no one wants a waist over nine inches” and the fact that it’s from a musical and that it’s actually a funny song with funny dances lol
          
          “For blonder hairs, and you just add a magical ingredient (from your bladder)” is legit the best line in it frfr

RESPOND TO MEEEEE, ITS BEEN TOO LONG