honeyjar_jae

SO-SOUR CANDY
          	
          	A FREAKIN BOP PEOPLE
          	
          	okay, pretty girls is ending bishes
          	 yeah its ending its going nowhere

honeyjar_jae

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to the nine bootiful people who follow this lazy ass person, SaRaNgHaE! 
          
          anygays, LIKE WE SHALL REJOICE CHILDREN! BLACKPINK IS GETTING A COMEBACK AND FULL FREAKIN ALBUM! but srsly, why does the title track come out in June and the album in September? HUH!?! i srsly like can NOT wait for September. SEPTEMBER BETTER COME SOON. oh yeah, they ARE GOING TO HAVE A YT SERIES TOOOOOO!! OMG YG IS FINALLY GIVING BLINKS SOME CONTENT!! 
          
          high five blinks! YEEEET! let's hope the full album comes soon tho-
          
          i think i might update tomorrow too-
          
          also screw capitals, cause this aint school-
          
          also like sorry for wasting your time-
          
          i suck ✊
          
          sooooooooo sooorrry children-
          
          that's your fandom name now-
          
          yes, i will call my fandom of 9 children-
          
          look i just want to reach 2000 characters on this announcement so you can stop reading dis-
          
          almost there.... is there any thing more to rant about?
          
          hmmmm......... i have so many drafts yet i can't manage to update the two ongoing stories i have now. i dont think they'll ever be completed though. im so dumb and lazy but i saw this random tiktok that said lazy people are more productive because they find the most efficient, fast and easiest ways to do stuff. but then again there are lazier people. also like im working on dis really interesting book, to me it is, but im making it like   real   chapter book , like one of those printed ones.                            so yeah, it loooks like i have written a lot when in reality ive only written a few hundred words and also preetty girls got a bit slack and not interesting or engaging at one point but im making it better. im also       thinking      of           making         a part two                 but i probably like         wont               be             able         to                update much :()()()()()()()()().                                          YeEEeeEEEEEeeEEeEeEeEtTttTTTt. 
          i used to be so formal on wattpad but now im like so weird and           UnUsUaL like uSuAl.....

honeyjar_jae

oop- forgot to notify my followers-
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honeyjar_jae

YEEEET i did it. I did it.
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honeyjar_jae

yeah you know the drill, this is why my name is my name. im really really sorry and i know that's pointless but dw imma do my absolute best to update pretty girls and the love triangle this week/weekend. and if i dont then im sorry but i probably have a lot of assignments to deal with. again, i apologize sincerely!!

honeyjar_jae

i know this is very late but im really very extremely sorry for not updating today but its because i was preparing for mother's day tomorrow and i had work and family stuff so i promise to post the two chapters i've been working on.

honeyjar_jae

k y'all, *cOuGh CoUgH* my nine bootiful followers- get ready for an update tomorrow- BRUH I HAVE SO MANY DAMN DRAFTS but i gotta focus on my main two stories- 
          
          gosh, i need to focus on my maths- UGH WHY i have to finish the entireeee textbook-
          
          i shouldn't have slacked off-

honeyjar_jae

LMFAO- that's what my brother said; "I cheated" so I said im going to snitch on  him- so he said he didnt-
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honeyjar_jae

dw tho, i'll finish it today cause imma math genius (not)- and update lots tomorrow-
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