ilylilyevans

IM LATE ON SAYING THIS BUT HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF YOU <33

ilylilyevans

@TaiDontGotOne ooh happy birthday!!
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azkabansfinest__

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWWIIINNN

ilylilyevans

@azkabansfinest__ ITS OKAY, CLOSE ENOUGH
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azkabansfinest__

@ouchronthatwasmyFoOt UGH NO MINES THE 29th BUT ITS FIIIINNEE
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ilylilyevans

@azkabansfinest__ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU TOO TWIN!! IDK IF WE’RE ACTUALLY ON THE SAME DAY BC TIME DIFFERENCE BUT MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 28TH
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ilylilyevans

WOAH SIRIUS LUPIN IS #1 IN remusxsirius THATS CRAZYHBFBENDNE TY ILY

ilylilyevans

I JUST FOUND THE FIRST EVER STORY THAT I WROTE THAT MADE SENSE AND ITS SO BAD OH MY GOD- ITS LIKE THIS TRAGIC LOVE STORY BUT SOMEHOW THEY GET TOGETHER IN THE END AND SOMEONE DIES? I DONT KNOW ITS REALLY WEIRD-
          and on that note does anyone wanna read it?

ilylilyevans

@newtmaximoff I put a summary thing of it up there bc the whole thing won’t fit dhwbjfnw ^^^
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ilylilyevans

@George2216 lmaoo ty ty (trust me, the actual story was terrible)
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ilylilyevans

this message may be offensive
episode five of things my friends and i have said out of context:
          
          “Kidnapping skills: 10/10”
          “Toemas the skank engine *rawr rawr*” 
          “The Handler is Barry B. Benson” 
          “OH MY FUCKING GOD IM GONNA COMMIT ARSON TO THE “yOuRe oUt oF sToRagE” WARNING”
          “CHOP CHOP CENTIPEDE LEGS” 
          “I am Invisalign *snap*”
          “UR SPINE SAID BANANA”
          “I have just been slapped in the face by careless whisper”
          “Congratulations you’ve been accepted to toe warts”
          “Guys my cheek bones are pregnant”
          “He who must not be rawred”
          “I don’t need friends; I have m o n o p o l y *f boy face*”
          “I’m a bad influence 3000”
          “I thought the power went out for a second but it was just me blinking”
          “GO BACK TO YOUR CARBONATED WOMB, GET IN THERE”
          
          thank you for attending episode five of things my friends and i have said out of context

ilylilyevans

@Race-Track LMAOFNWJNDKW my favorite is “toemas the skank engine *rawr rawr*” just because of the context dhsbdjsnnd 
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the-insanely-cool-jk

My favorite would have to be either “GO BACK TO YOUR CARBONATED WOMB, GET IN THERE” or “CHOP CHOP CENTIPEDE LEGS”
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