lagranpapaya

Omg this frickin funny
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/6730963

I love twenty øne piløts as well

OHMYGOD my sister took the god damn fire stick in her room! UGHHHHHHHHH

I know I'm not gonna sleep......god well downstairs we go and hello miraculous ladybug!

I'm bored dunno wat to do......... *stares at ceiling

What time do you go to the dentist?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Tooth-hurty

I'll be updating since.....I'm not tired. Its 1:26 am and downstairs watching live and Maddie.....help idk wit my life is anymore.

Teacher: I have 6 bottles in one hand and 10 in the other. What do I have?
          
             Me: a drinking problem

Expectation vs reality *home alone*
          
          Expectation: have a party
          Reality: peeing with the door open
          
          Can you relate?