“HELLO TO MY INTERNATIONAL- women…”
“what?”
“uh you-you’re HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY!! … you-you’re women :D… I cant wait until it’s international men’s day!”
“Dad, that’s everyday.”
“right. the flowers were $40 btw.”
why the frick did it take me 3 1/2 hours to fill out the first part of this college application and i’m only now just getting to the writing section i wanna cry
@LaylaSpector@-JoReid mind you he said this WHILST ENTERING THE HOUSE it was dead silent, he opens the door and this is the first thing I hear. and after, he said “at least I was honest” ummm ig but who needs to hear that ??