m3ghansw0rld96

pov: the position you’re in has turned uncomfortable but your cats on your back and all you can think about is moving but you stay still uncomfortable

m3ghansw0rld96

“HELLO TO MY INTERNATIONAL- women…” 
          “what?”
          “uh you-you’re HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY!! … you-you’re women :D… I cant wait until it’s international men’s day!”
          “Dad, that’s everyday.”
          “right. the flowers were $40 btw.”

m3ghansw0rld96

guys i just unironically threw my hair into a messy bun after a nap and it somehow looks flawless… am i about to have my wattpad love story???

LaylaSpector

Literally just took a nap and I look exactly the same except somehow more tired 
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m3ghansw0rld96

ok who is Jeremiah Fisher and why is literally everyone I follow posting books for him-

-kolohekai

my favorite character of ‘the summer i turned pretty’ :))
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-5sosSupremacy

@Panda13Persons oh he's just my boyfriend
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draco2006malfoy

I just watched the show and it was really good 
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m3ghansw0rld96

“I really have to take a piss rn, you can either listen to it, or I can call you back.” -Dad. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I was not the one on the phone with him.

1-800-THEPROPHECY

@Panda13Persons ok, I'm about positive your dad is a long lost relative to my grandpa, because he would do the EXACT thing in the EXACT situation
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m3ghansw0rld96

@LaylaSpector @-JoReid mind you he said this WHILST ENTERING THE HOUSE it was dead silent, he opens the door and this is the first thing I hear. and after, he said “at least I was honest” ummm ig but who needs to hear that ??
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