artandsoda

Honestly the wattpad comment sections are the peak of my comedic talent

I fall in love only to realise they're a piece of shit and than repeat the process. 

Me *makes a post about people triggered over dumb shit*
          
          Also me: *makes post right after 100% triggered over dumb shit*

People get so ass agitated over the dumbest shit nowadays like brooo

I promise I'm like kinda funny

Person: *does something relatable*
          
          Me: meh
          
          Dog: *does dumb shit*
          
          Me: mood
          
          Moldy celery stick: *is on the floor*
          
          Me: FUCK BRO THATS A WHOLE ASS MOOD RIGHT THERE THAT CELERY IS ME IM THAT CELERY THE FUCK

My dumb ass is supposed to be doing homework but here I am 

*cringes at things I said two years ago*
          
          *cringes at things I said a year ago*
          
          *cringes at things I said a month ago*
          
          *cringes at things I said a week ago*
          
          *cringes at things I said yesterday*
          
          *cringes at things I said today*
          
          *cringes at me*
          
          *cringes*

Do people actually ask their crushes out? Like is that actually a thing?????? I can't even fathom shit like that

Every now and then someone will reply to a comment I posted months and months ago and I'll remember how hilarious I am
          
          So thanks everyone who replies to my old ass comments