:)

I've known you since you were like 14? Holy duck. Happy birthday moo <3 

Oi you soggy, 10 day old, mouldy crusty cabbage 

Literally answer me you wet lettuce 

WAIT THIS ACCOUNT MAKES ME SO HAPPY NOW AWWW ALL THEY JOY I GOT FROM THIS AND ALL THE PEOPLE I TALKED TO THATS SO CUTE

ahaha might just drop in on this account to say hi ahaha
          
          this account is used just for reading now I guess I don't interact as much cause I get triggered when I think about what was going on in my life when I made this account sooooo whoops lmao. I watch anime now, and I did my hair. I'm living a happy life but not one without regrets. to all my Wattpad friends, I love you all dearly but I'm just about the most toxic friend in the world to yall 
          i can imagine some of you have a lot of built-up resentment for me and that's fine but what I DONT want is for people to feel sad of depressed when they think of me. if you still want to keep I touch the best way to reach me is Instagram, and if you want if for sumn just reply to this and ill dm you. I hope you are all happy and in a good place right now,
          bye for now!

If I told you I had any idea what was happening it would be a lie

Just got out of the ER

for all logical purposes, I no longer exist. i have changed so much that being the same person i was when i made this account is out of the question. i will return to wattpad, as its my favorite thing but think of me less as effie, and more as Phanforreal666. nothing more than an online account. I cant disappoint the people from this community by being myself now. ive changed and i need you all to know that. I am now nothing more than an account. there is not a person behind it. its simply a computer.

The 3D BABY WAS SO SCARY INK
          I LOVE CHOWDER BUT THAT SCARRED ME

damn, gurl are you a furnace? 
          Cause you  harridan my terra-cotta
          
          (When I wrote damn it wanted to correct to amen)