Hi guys! ReaderWriter16 here!

Let me introduce myself.

I am a 200-ton 25 stories tall platypus bear who wears a purple coat. My favourite food is pizza and I always visit Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Because I can't fit through the door, they serve me outside. But once, I tried entering, and my frontal lobe was smashed. Not that I needed it, anyway.

I am the second cousin twice removed of Peppa Pig, though I don't even know what that means. Once, I caught Peppa and Pedro making out, a feat which I'm proud of.

I am secretly conspiring with NASA to take over the world, though my plans are always thwarted by the Organization Without a Cool Acronym, or OWCA. My nemisises (?) are Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, the ocelot. Weird, I could swear he's human.

I am also capable of waterbending, bloodbending, spiritbending, earthbending, metalbending, lavabending, firebending, lightning bending, airbending, plantbending, energybending and chi blocking. I am referred to as 'the Avatar' by some.

I live in Springfield, Oregon, where my house covers 8 hectares and is 100 stories tall.

I was born in Elmore, to a cat and a banana.

Right now, my profession is making animatronics.

My motto in life is "Don't believe everything you read."