SHITERATURE

gonna full send and finish my drafts if the adhd doesn't get to me first

*sniff* *sniff* I smell something funky in here... something old and forgotten, perhaps... a sequel??

okay so i am reading a fanfic that you read and your comments are SENDING ME OMFG like how are you so funny i cannot even dream of being able to achieve that level of chaotic humor

I promise you all that I still exist

heyyyyyyyyyy

DELOCAPONUM IS OFFICIALLY COMPLETE!!

if I had a nickel for every time I saw mads mikkelsen play a mlm villain in love with the male protagonist while killing and manipulating everyone around him, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

IF THOMAS HARRIS KNEW WHAT WAS IN MY DRAFTS RN... OHHHH LORD I WOULD BE EATEN. I WOULD BE CONSUMED

Randomly came across your account and that name killed me lmao 

the tolkien estate trying to ban public fanworks is not something tolkien himself would get behind and I know this for a fact. fuck them im gonna write so much gay shit about their little war guys now and there’s nothing they can do about it except whine and pretend they have power over transformative domain law