Intrusive midnight story that I low-key needed to post cause it's super funny and I don't have to worry about getting teased for it cause none of my mutuals will see it on here
Okay so imagine you're in the kitchen in the tmnt sewer lair, right and for sake of it not being weird you're an animal mutant. You went in there to get something to drink when april follows you in angrily.
April: "You need to to pick! Either Donnie or Raph leading them ones not okay!"
You smirk and take a sip from your water bottle.
You: "Nah see honey I'm French. I don't have to pick we all go to Paris every once in a while."
April gets upset and leaves so you follow suit but go to lounge on the couch instead. Master splinter heard the whole conversation and is so confused so he yells for the boys and they go to his little room or whatever and he's all like....
Splinter: "You're not even supposed to leave the sewer without permission and now I hear you two have been going to Paris with Y/N!"
Leo and Mikey die laughing while poor Raph and Donnie are trying to think of how to explain it, without actually explaining it.