xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx

@xX-i-is-a-unicorn-XX
          	
          	THIS IS MY NEW ACCOUNT
          	
          	COME JOIN ME

xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx

OKAY PEOPLE 
          
          YA KNOW 
          
          MY MA CHECKED MY FREAKING ACCOUNT
          
          AND APPARENTLY I FOOLED MY MA INTO THINKING I SHARED MY ACCOUNT WITH A IRL FRIEND.
          
          SO I GOTTA MAKE A NEW ACCOUNT 
          
          SO I'LL POST IT HERE
          
          THIS WILL BE MY THING ACCOUNT
          
          I'LL POST HERE REGULARLY BUT BEWARE I MIGHT BE INACTIVE FOR A FEW DAYS
          
          CONTACT ME ON MY NEW ACCOUNT OR SOMAT I'LL POST IT LATER 
          
          
          BAIIIII

xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx

bu mesaj hakaret içeriyor olabilir
*David Attenborough voice*
          
          Magical Unicorns love ___. They are often found ___ with each other and their neighbours have had very heated arguments about how ___ they are. Meanwhile the ancient ___ are called to a ___ of the ___. Life on this earth is ___ and one of a kind therefore we should all ___ it.
          
          Where there is ___ put the first thing that comes into your head!
          
          Mine:
          
          Magical Unicorns love Fisting each other. They are often found in weird positions with each other and their neighbours have had very heated arguments about how loud they are. Meanwhile the ancient Pastafarians are called to a secret fucking of the the flying spaghetti monster. Life on this earth is 'unique' and one of a kind therefore we should all be used by the tentacle monster of it.

xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx

@xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx 
            
            Thanks you! 
            *bows and talks like in oscars*
            
            Me: I'd like to thank me for being so beautiful.
            Me for working so hard. 
            Me for well everything!
            
            Announcer: What about family, friends maybe producers?
            
            Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nah just me!
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thesweetestspice

@xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx this is......iconic. *slow clap that turns into a full on clap* 
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xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx

My mum thinks that anything other than
          straight, bi, gay
          is weird and thinks I should go to the doctors since I don't like anyone yet. She thinks I'm asexual and go see a therapist. 
          
          I hate 21st century parents.

deathofapan

@xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx what ah bout pan and u could be Demisexual
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Death_Locker_5

Thanks for the follow back!!!

Death_Locker_5

@xX-i-am-a-reject-Xx well pm me anytime if u wanna talk :)
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daddys-babygirl3

Roleplay with me?