Donald Na X Gravy [And Other Short Stories]

Apparently We're Married

Donald was about to begin the meeting, even though everyone except Jake was present. Time was money and Donald didn't like to waste it. He was about to speak when the door slammed open.

"DONALD NA! KINGSLEY KWAN!" For some reason, Jake Ji was pissed. Normally, nobody would talk back to Donald, not even Jake, especially since Jake owed the Union. But something must have angered Jake enough to get him to talk to them in such a disrespectful manner. "YOU ASSHOLES!"

"Jake, what are you upset about this time?" Kingsley knew that many things would upset Jake, including the death of one of his favorite characters.

"You two got married and didn't invite me to the wedding!"

Everyone was silent. Even Donald Na's normal poker face was gone, instead replaced with an expression of shock and confusion. "Excuse me?"

"Don't play dumb!" Jake pointed at them accusingly. "It's all over the Shuttle Patch! You and Kingsley got married last night!"

"I assure you, Jake," Kingsley said. "Donald and I did not have a wedding. We're not even dating. We do not have those types of feelings towards each other. Our relationship is a professional one of a boss and a worker,"

"Not dating? No feelings? Ha!" Jake scoffed. "As if I'll believe that bullshit! Have you seen the photos of you guys online?"

"What photos?" Donald asked with narrowed eyes.

Jake showed them the Insstagram account that was filled with photos of Donald and Kingsley. Some were them just sitting next to each other. Others had one of them laying their heads on the other's lap. There were even some where Kingsley did that wall slam thing that always happened in anime to Donald. Oh, there were a lot of pictures of the couple making out or in some kind of romantic pose. There were also posts of Donald and Kingsley with a child that looked like a combination between the two.

"T-Those photos are fake," Donald claimed. "Look at the dates. They're listed as ten years from the future! And Kingsley and I don't have a kid!"

"But these are real posts," Jake looked down at his phone. "Ah! I bet there's some weird time problem! Yeah, that's it! These posts are from the future! They're real!"

There was a bright light and a four year old boy crashed into the middle of the table. "Owie..." He had platinum blonde hair that was a spiky mess and grey eyes. 

"See!" Jake pointed at the boy. "That's your guys' son from the future! Hey kid, what's your name?"

"Axel Na," The boy answered. "I played with a weird spaceship and then zap-zap!"

"So you came across an alien spaceship," Jake concluded. "You randomly pressed buttons, which is what any child would do,"

"Jake," Forrest pointed out. "That's something you would do,"

"And then you were sent to the past," Jake finished, ignoring Forrest's comment.

"Yep!" Axel beamed.

"Oh my god, how can an innocent little kid like you be related to that thing?" Jake pointed to Donald. "Axel, you have such a bright smile unlike Gloomy McDarkness the Vampire!"

'Did this bitch just call me a thing?' Donald's eyes narrowed.

"I'm gonna spoil you while you're here!" Jake hugged Axel tightly.

Donald and Kingsley did not miss that mischievous grin on the child's face.