Donald Na X Gravy [And Other Short Stories]

Myles Joo's Fanfiction Corner (Kenny X Manwol)

SPOILER ALERT: This chapter will contain a few spoilers from Chapter 129.

"Hello everyone, it's Myles Joo here," Myles sat in front of the camera and sported his usually hat and hoodie. 

-Hi Myles! 

-So, what do we have today?

-Are you gonna be reading or writing fanfiction today?

-SHOW US THE SMUT!

"Welcome to my Fanfiction Corner," Myles smiled. "Today, I'll be discussing the ship pairing, Kenny Ji X Manwol Union. Kenny's got a harem in this version. Kenny's very attractive and he'll get everyone to fall in love with him. Oh right, Kenny Ji is also our special guest today. Say hello to Kenny,"

Kenny wheeled himself over next to Myles. "Hi everyone,"

-Oh my gosh, I love you Kenny!

-Marry me Kenny!

-KENNY!

-Hey Kenny, do you have any friends name Stan and Kyle?

"That's a weird question," Kenny sweat-dropped. "I do have two friends named Stan and Kyle. I also have a former friend named Eric who was also part of Manwol,"

-So when you die, will Stan and Kyle go "Oh my gosh they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"?

-I can't believe Kenny actually has friends that fulfill the roles of South Park main cast!

"Since Eric's part of Manwol, then he'll also be part of your harem," Myles said. "So, what are your thoughts on the pairing of Manwol being your harem?"

"Manwol beat me up and forever damaged my leg, but I'm curious as to what goes on in your messed up mind," Kenny answered. "I mean, I'm kinda grossed out but as long your not forcing anyone to do those things in real life, it doesn't really matter to me," 

"If anything is wrong with my head, you can blame Donald for smashing my head against the concrete," Myles claimed. 

(Later, it would be reported by Riful26 to Myles Joo that Donald Na was watching his' livestream from his home. When him smashing Myles' head to the concrete was brought up, Donald simply shrugged and said, "Yeah, I did that,"

"That fucker watches my livestream?" Myles chuckled. "I bet he's keeping an eye on me to see if I'm a potential threat,"

But in reality, Donald was just bored and wanted to hear about some ships he could torture his underlings with if they decide to betray him.)

"So, how am I portrayed in this ship of yours," Kenny asked curiously and took a sip from his water bottle.

"In this version, you're uninjured," Myles answered. "You're also a dominatrix,"

Everyone expected Kenny to choke on his drink and fall into a coughing fit, but he was calm and unfazed. "Ah, so I'm a dom in this,"

-Hey Myles, aren't you part of Manwol Union?

"No, I'm not," Myles claimed. "I merely made some deals with Manwol which ended up with me being excommunicated from Yeongdeungpo Union,"

-So...pretty much you're part of Manwol now

"No, I'm not," Myles denied.

-Yes you are. You're part of Kenny's harem now

-I mean, he did call Kenny attractive 

-"Kenny's very attractive and he'll get everyone to fall in love with him"

-Ooh...Myles X Kenny

-The correct version is Kenny X Myles

-Yeah, Myles wants to be dominated by Kenny

"Okay, I may have some attraction to Kenny," Myles confessed. "But can you blame me? He's hot!"

"Thank you," Kenny smiled. "You're not so bad looking yourself,"

-Myles wears his hood and hat to hide his horrible haircut

"Shut up!" Myles snapped. "Donald Na, is that you!?"

-Nope

(Yes, it was Donald.)

"Bitch, your username is literally DNa!"

-As in Dina. SORRY FOR WANTING A NICKNAME YA JERK! NOT EVERYONE'S NICKNAME REVOLVES AROUND YOU! ARE THE LETTERS D, N, AND A COPYRIGHTED? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO USE THEM!? HUH!? HUH!?

(It was actually Donald.)

"Oh...uh...I apologize," Myles didn't want his fans to perceive him as rude so he had to apologize for his mistake.

("Hahaha, dumbass," Donald laughed triumphantly.)

"So back to the ship," Myles brought up a file. "Hey Kenny, let's read this fanfiction I wrote,"

Warm hands roamed over each other's bodies as their tongues danced together. Neither of them knew how their relationship had come to this. Kenny had actually wanted to distance himself from Manwol so he could eventually quit, yet here he was, making out with Changyeon Lee.

Clothes started falling off rapidly, like rain from the sky. Kenny then shoved Changyeon onto the bed and let out an animalistic growl.

"Hmm, interesting," Kenny said after reading the entire fanfiction. "You're a pretty good writer, Myles,"

"How are you not at all bothered by this!?" Myles demanded. "Not a single blush from you! Not even slight pinkness!"

"Like I said, as long as I'm not being forced into the relationship in the real world, then I don't really care about people writing fanfics about me," Kenny told him. "It's not like you can stop every single person in the world from ever shipping you with someone,"

I wonder what ship will be in the next episode of Myles' Fanfiction Corner. Wam? Bemmy? Jax? Grycewaldphen? Something else?