All of my Fairy Tail Origins Bryans (Not including Flame) plus Majora 'cause they're also a fire dragon slayer
Roses: Atoms never touch and we are made up of atoms, meaning that we never touch. So no, officer, I did not drop-kick that child
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Koi: I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
Shine: What's the- what's the first worst thing to happen to those orphans
Koi: Shine, they weren't always orphans
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Brienna: Number 15, Burger King Lettuce. The last thing that you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
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Shine: If I was a ceiling fan, would you still be my friend?
Roses: What?
Shine: I said-
Roses: I heard you. I'm just processing...
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Majora, to Quinn: My friend thinks you're hot
Quinn: Oh really? Which friend?
Majora: Me, I'm the friend
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Brienna: What's wrong with Shine? He's been laying on the floor for about 15 minutes.
Roses: He's just a little overwhelmed
Brienna: Why?
Majora: Koi giggled
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Shine: "With all due respect" is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is due
Koi:
Brienna: Could be none
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Koi: Next time I open up to someone will be my autopsy
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Majora: I always get lost in the cemetary!
Roses: We're becoming one with the graves
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David: It must suck to not feel happiness. You're so stone cold.
Koi: I've laughed before????
David: Oh really? Then why have I never heard it?
Koi: You've never said anything funny
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Brienna: I understand how the baby gets there, but how does it get out?
Koi: *shaking his head*
Shine + Majora: *looking very frightened*
Roses: Obviously you poop it out
About Brienna: She comes from a genderbent world of FTO. The plot is different but still has the same events. She's an inventor and has a lab with a portal she built herself under the Protectors Guild Hall. The first one to become aware of the multiple universes.
About Roses: He comes from the future but he wasn't the very best when he first arrived. He was stabbed and died in battle but soon was revived by an unknown person. He only remembers that he was stabbed and waking up in a dungeon. He actually has a phobia of roses except for the ones he makes using his magic. Underneath the flower covering his eye is an empty socket.
About Shine: His world actually takes place in MHA. He somehow got into the Hero Course from General Studies despite not having an interest in joining it. He only hangs out with Rosie but doesn't mind anyone else talking to him, as long as he doesn't have to do most of the talking.
About Koi: In his world, Demon King Ritchie casted a spell that led to only three people from each guild being left before he was defeated. Only he, Rosey, and Eliore were left. He never smiles or laughs but is very kind and warm. He's now he Guild Leader of the Protectors until they find a way to undo the spell. He's also three years into the future.
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