FTO but The Protectors need therapists. Really bad. *cough*NotasbadasFNAFBryan*cough*
Niks: Where's Mania?
Alex: She's small, she's probably hiding under something
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Kay: Dad, pass the salt
Lo'Pho: *gives her salt* Wait-
Kay, sobbing: You're my dad
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Jakey: *using Bryan's phone*
Jakey: *sees contact named "love of my life"*
Jakey: Aw
Jakey:
Jakey: Wait, this isn't my number
Jakey: *calls number*
The recipient of the call: Hi and thanks for calling Chili's, would you like your regular nachos Mr. Divil?
Jakey, muttering under his breath: Son of a-
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Elior: I have many hidden talents
Alex: Like what?
Elior: I don't know, they're hidden
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Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secure!
Kay: *snickers*
Lo'Pho: What?
Kay: Are you secure?
Lo'Pho: I will hit you!
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Niks: I don't have energy for this
Bryan: Energy for what?
Niks: *gestures vaguely*
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Lo'Pho: So, Kay, how was you're day?
Kay: This girl pushed me down the stairs.
Lo'Pho: Did you push her back?
Kay: No, she's bigger than me.
Lo'Pho: Uhuh... Bryan?
Bryan: I'm on it
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Jakey: Question: When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that moment sad... at all?
Bryan, who has not slept in what seems like months: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere
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Bryan: Life is meaningless, why am I even still here?
Alex: What happened?
Jakey: We didn't stop by Box Lunch.
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Lo'Pho: Apparently, we're getting a new person
Bryan: Are you stealing them?
Jakey: New or used?
Lo'Pho: Wonderful responses, both of you
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IHOP Waiter: Hello, welcome! And you guys are?
Mania: Hungry
Bryan: Tired
Jakey: Gay
Kay: Single
Niks, the one who took the other four there: The Protectors
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Mania: I don't have problems!
Elior: Are you sure about that?
Mania: No!
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Bryan walks into his room
Alex: Good morning Bryan!
Alex: You may be wondering why I'm stuck to your ceiling!
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Jakey: T-this is f-for e-e-everyone i-i-in the o-other g-guilds w-who say I-I c-can't c-cuss
Jakey: F-f-f-f-f-f-f-
Jakey: Fuck *is said with so much confidence, it's not FTO Jakey anymore*
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Kay: Why are you smiling?
Bryan: What, can't I smile because I feel like it?
Elior: Alex tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Bryan, severely sleep deprived: Fill your bodies with cranberries so when a horse kills you, there's a surprise
Kay: I will give that horse no such luxuries!
Jakey: It's okay, we can add the cranberries after
Lo'Pho: What-
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In the past
Bryan: Bye dad-
Lo'Pho:
Bryan: I-
Lo'Pho: *tearing up* See you later son
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Mania: I'M GONNA HURT YOU!
Allumos: *Laughs* At your size!
Allumos: What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?
Later
Bryan: Why is Allumos crying on the floor?
Alex: Mania kicked him very hard in the ankle
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Kay: I barked at Niks
Bryan: And I meowed at him
Kay: Then we started fighting like animals and now he won't come near us
Elior: *backing away* Don't come near me, please
Bryan: Two down, where's Alex-
Yeah, my version of FTO's Protectors need help and Bryan needs a sleep schedule. Bye.
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