Courage and Kindness AU.
Jon: I'm your friend!
Bryan: Oh, you're my friend? Then name three of my worst coping mechanisms.
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Bryan: I am in a constant state of ✨paranoia✨
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Bryan: I was not prepared
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Bryan: *pops out of a trash can* Hi there!
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Bryan: Young, wise, and traumatized *finger guns*
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Molten: Why do you have a Hello Kitty bat?
Bryan: *takes out another bat*
Davis: Why do you have another bat?
Bryan: *unsheathes it to reveal it's also a sword*
Jon + Cyprus: WHY IS THAT ONE A SWORD?
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Bryan: Adulthood is looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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Bryan, opening a pack of Caprisun: Guess I'll just drink my sorrows away
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Bryan: I am a father
Perce: That's a cat
Bryan: HE'S MY BLOOD
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Bryan: As far as plans go, this was not a good one
William (not Afton): This was YOUR plan!
Bryan: I didn't think you'd actually say yes!
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Davis: All the angriest things come in small packages. Their sizes condese their rage.
Molten: Give me an example
Jon: Wasps
Rockstar Freddy: Tiny dogs
Davis: Toddlers
Lefty: Bryan
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