Draco: *takes out a phone and starts playing a song*
All purebloods: What is he doing?
A slythering muggleborn: You say, the price of my love's not a price that your willing to pay
Purebloods: What?
Another muggleborn: YOU CRY~ IN YOUR TEA WHICH YOU HURL IN THE SEA WHEN YOU SEA ME GO BY
Other muggleborns: *noticed the pun and are choking to death*
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Draco: AND I~ Holy sh-

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