South Italy: *lazing around, having wine and flirting with the women and men*
North Italy: WE GOT A 23-19!!! EVERYONE IS UNDER QUARANTINE!!! FRATELLO TELL YOUR HALF OF THE PEOPLE TO DO SONETHING!!
South Italy: Oh yeah. Everyone just stay inside or something.. and people are still out. I tried.
North Italy: I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!! *quarantines himself*
No but seriously, take care of yourselves. Especially Italy. Especially South Italy. Wash your hands, cough and sneeze in your elbows like how you were taught in pre-k or by your parents, make sure physical contact is kept at a minimum, and don't be those people who buy all of the toilet paper. Mainly for those who have bad immune systems, health problems, and your grandparents. Stay safe.
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