*at a cabinet meeting*
Hamilton: Madison, you're mad as a Hatter, take your medicine, dang youre in worse shape then the national debt is in!
Madison: *in a unicorn onesie, sitting on a rainbow blanket playing with multiple unicorn stuffed animals and dolls*
Hamilton: Sittin' there useless is two sh*ts so turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits-
Madison: *starts to cry*
Hamilton: Wait no I didn't-
Madison: DON'T JUDGE ME!! THOMAS!!!
Jefferson: *steps up to Hamilton*
Hamilton: *gulps*
Jefferson: Leave my boyfriend alone!
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HAMILTON CRACK-SHOTS
RandomTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
