John(my brain): Alex, do your homework.
Alex(me): no.
John: Alex.
Alex: No!
John: Alex! You need to do your homework!
Alex: But spanish is hard!
John: it's a crossword puzzle.
Alex: that you have to translate the english words into spanish to fill out! It's hard!
John: Amex just do your dang homework.
Alex: I don't want to though.
John: I'll call Washington.
Alex: I'm doing it!
John: Good!
Alex: but I have to use the restroom first...
John: alright fine.
Alex: yay!
Alex: *ends up hiding in the bathroom for three hours until John actually called Washington and he somehow managed to kick the door down and force Alex to do his homework. Wich wasn't that hard, btw.*
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Spanish is hard...
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