John(my brain): You need to go to bed.
Alex(me): I don't want to go to bed.
John: Go to bed. You have school in literally 7 hours.
Alex: But youtube...
John: Alex, no. I will take your phone away.
Alex: I will stay up.
John: remember last time you stayed up late on a school night?
~Flashback
Alex: I hadn't slept in a week, you've never seen a bastard orphan more in need of a break. Longing for Angelica, missing my wife, that's when Mrs. Mariah Reynolds walked into my life...
Teacher: *walkes into classroom*
Alex: *kisses John then passes out on desk*
~End flashback
Alex: fine.
John: good. Now put your phone away and get in bed.
Alex: BUT IT'S COLD!!!
John: *sighs*
~
But for real, goodnight. I wake up at 6:30 it's currently 11:20 imma go to bed.
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HAMILTON CRACK-SHOTS
RandomTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
