Alexander: John, can I have a kit kat?
John: You can have half of one.
Alexander: Okay!
John: *gives Alex half of one bar*
Alex: *takes bite*
Lafayette: *grabs Alex's hand and almost eats the kit kat*
Alex: LAF! NO! AHH!
John and Alex: AHH!
Lafayette: *laughs*
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This actually happened at lunch today XD I'm Alex and John is my friend, Jon.

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