"I know he's dead, but he has big ears. That's what matters." -Madison
"I never thought I'd whitness a political debate in Drama class." -everyone during the cabinet battles
"Stop bowling with my food!" -Philip Hamilton
"I'm only on chapter 13! It's a really big book!" -Hamilton
"I am older than all of you, therefore you are all my children." -Washinton
"It's chocolate and it's hot! Give me the hot cocoa!" -Jefferson
"I am a very weird person. You must know that about me." -Laurens
"There's a trash can in the hall. I wonder if anyone will run into it..." -Burr
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HAMILTON CRACK-SHOTS
RandomTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
