Laurens: *starts recording* After much careful reaserch, I have finally found the lair of the infamous Graham Cracker Monster!
Laurens: *points camera to a stack of graham crackers then back at Alex's door* if my calculations are correct...
Lafayette: *opens door and sees John* mon ami, what are you doing?
Laurens: SHH!!
Hamilton: *slowly opens door and peeks outside*
Laurens: *whispering* here he comes!
Hamilton: *bolts to the graham crackers in the kitchen*
Laurens: Look! It's the Graham Cracker Monster!
Hamilton: *sees John* *hisses* *grabs the box and runs back into room*
Laurens: *turns camera facing him* And there you have it-
Lafayette: Wtf just happened? Explique, John!
Laurens: *ignores Lafayette* The Graham Cracker Monster!
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I am the Graham Cracker Monster!!!!
YOU ARE READING
HAMILTON CRACK-SHOTS
DiversosTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
