Washington: Alex, Lafayette, I have an early meeting with Secretary Jefferson, Mr. Madison, and Mr. Burr.
Alex: *hides a smile*
Washington: Which means that you have the house to yourselves for a few hours. Now I expect you to behave yourselves!
Lafayette: Père, where will this meeting... How you say.... Be held?
Washington: *looks at Lafayette and answers slowly* Secretary Jefferson's house.
Lafayette and Alex: *smile innocently*
Washington: Behave yourselves.
Lafayette and Alex: Of course! *Smiles*
Washington: *leaves*
Alex: *turns to Lafayette* So, what are we going to do?
Lafayette: *smirks* I have a trombone
*Later, in front of the Congress Hall*
Lafayette: *Plays video above*
Alexander: *repeatedly slams the Congress room doors*
*Meanwhile*
Washington: *outside with Jefferson* Wait... I think I hear something...
Jefferson: *pulls out phone and starts recording* *followes Washington*
Washington: *walks into scene above* LAFAYETTE!!! ALEXANDER!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?
Alexander: *takes of sunglasses and smiles* Behaving ourselves.
Jefferson: *dying*
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AcakTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...