Alex: *reading sign* No single riders.... Guess we have to get married now!
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John: *blushes*
Eliza: But there's three girls and two boys :/
Peggles: pOLYAMOUROUS RELATIONSHIP LEZ GOOOOO
Gwash and Martha: *listening*
Gwash: *points to Alex, John, Angie, Eliza, and Pegglies* I don't understand these people.
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*Based on my experience with craziod friends at an amusement park
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HAMILTON CRACK-SHOTS
RandomTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
