Hamilton responds to Halloween sayings and traditions! Enjoy!
Happy Halloween!
Hamilton: Yes.
Laurens: Are there turtles involved?
Mulligan: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Lafayette: What is this.... Halloween you speak of? I don't get it!!!
Jefferson: You as well. Do you like mac and cheese?
Madison: Happy Halloween! Also I heard there's candy involved. Can I have some candy?
Burr: *nodds head* You too.
Washington: Happy Halloween.
Angelica/Eliza/Peggy: Happy Halloween!
Maria: *whispering* You too.
Trick or treat! *Trick-or-treaters at door*
Hamilton: Aww! You're adorable! Here's a nice protein bar to keep your little teeth healthy!
Laurens: OMG HERE'S A TREAT! YOU'RE ADORABLE!!!
Mulligan: Here, tame as many as you want, I have plenty! *Holds out bowl*
Lafayette: There is un fantôme on my doorstep! And un vampire! And un Frankenstein! Qu'est-ce que c'est?!?!? (A ghost, a vampire, a frankenstein. What is this?!?!?)
Jefferson: I like your costumes.
Madison: Hey! *to a person in a unicorn costume* we're matching! *Is in a unicorn costume*
Burr: *left a bowl of candy on the front porch so he could sleep*
Washington: *hands out candy and tells a cool History fact*
Angelica: *hands out candy while complementing each costume*
Eliza: *lets kids grab their own candy*
Peggy: *has decorated her entire house for Halloween and lets kids grab a candy from a bowl that has a hand in it that grabs the kids wrist as they take candy*
Maria: *just puts candy in each bag then goes inside*
What are you dressing up as/what are you? Can you explain your costume? (Question)
Hamilton: I'm dressing up as a vampire because according to some people I only sleep during the day and don't like sunshine. *Glares at Lafayette/Mulligan/Laurens*
Laurens: I'm a turtle, duh. They're my favorite animal!
Mulligan: I wanna be a baguette.
Lafayette: I'm letting my hair down and going as Jefferson because we look so much alike, I think it will be funny! But I still don't get this whole Halloween and dressing up thing.
Jefferson: Lafayette. I'm going as Lafayette. Trust me, we'd look exactly alike if it weren't for our hair and clothing!
Madison: I'm a unicorn! I really like them and I like how fuzzy and soft my costume is 😍
Burr: No. I'm sleeping all Halloween.
Washington: I think I'm going to dress up as General Christopher Jackson. I admire his bravery and strength during the Revolutionary War. I also admire what he did to create the constitution and found our country.
Angelica:
Eliza:
Peggy:
Maria:
(What should Angelica/Eliza/Peggy/Maria be?)
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