Jefferson: France is amazing and all but srsly, America is the bomb. So! *Claps hands* What'd I miss?
Madison: *looks at Burr*
Burr: *looks at Madison*
Madison and Burr: *looks at Hamilton*
Jefferson: uh....
Madison and Burr: *look back at Jefferson*
Burr: Well you see.....
Madison: A dude immigrated here and wants to control the government with money.
Hamilton: *notices Burr and runs over* Aaron Burr, sir!
Burr: ........ Alexander, please.
Hamilton: Ah, you must be Thomas Jefferson! I've heard so much about you! *Shakes Jefferson's hand*
Jefferson: Ew.
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RandomTitle. Don't do drugs, kids. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unless said otherwise! Edit from 1/21/2022: I wrote this maybe two years ago when I first got into the Hamilton fandom? Therefore: it sucks. No really, do not take anything in this book...
