𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 | draco malfoy

two | ❝ ferret boy ❞

snakes, a badger, & a lion
10:19 AM

yo what's the answer to number 7?

theo
yeah what is it? been stuck on this for like almost 15 minutes 🏃‍♀️

malfoy
if you guys actually put in the effort to study you would actually be able to do it.

nads aka the loml 😽💗
BOOM ROASTED

malfoy
same for you hOpkiNs

theo
her last name is just like the collectible muggle toy named shopkins, except she has ✨purpose✨

*gasp* DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY BABY'S LAST NAME 🤬🤬🤬

theo
says the person whose last name is a state 💀

malfoy
and whose middle name is a city in australia

nads aka the loml 😽💗
says the person who exposed himself that he knows her middle name and won't ADMIT HE STALKED HER FOR IT 😘

EGGSACTLY 🍳

theo
not the egg puns 🤦‍♂️

NOW CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL
ME THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 7? SLUGHORN IS KILLING ME 🤬

neville
i don't know the answer cause i don't have class with you but i can give you my herbology study notes ☺️

SEE? NEVILLE IS WILLINGLY LETTING ME COPY HIS HERBOLOGY STUDY NOTES CAUSE HE KNOWS I'M FAILING 😃😃

theo
DRAGON BOY C'MON WE NEED ANSWERS 😡😡😡

malfoy
what's the magic wooooord?? 😌😌

ferret

nads aka the loml 😽💗
HSJSJSJJSJXJZ

nads aka the loml 😽💗
I REMEMBER THAT DAY

malfoy
UH NO WE DON'T CAN WE NOT BRING IT UP PLEASE?2?2?2

malfoy
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS 🥺

aight bet

malfoy
sent two attachments !

theo
THANKS MY DUDE

thank you ferret 🥺

malfoy
I SAID TO NOT MENTIO- nevermind you're welcome love :))

nads aka the loml 😽💗
HEJSS DID HE JUST-

malfoy
I MEANT MADS MY UHHH- HAND SLIPPED 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

i probably shouldn't do this but oh well-

you changed "malfoy"
to "ferret boy" !

nads aka the loml 😽💗

theo
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

nads aka the loml 😽💗
MADS SENT IT TO ME

I TOOK IT WHEN MOODY THREW HIM AT ME AND I COULDNT RESIST NOT TAKING A PICTURE

ferret boy 🍏
oh no shi

ferret boy 🍏 left the group !

theo added ferret boy 🍏 to the group !

theo
malfoy don't be saltAyyyYyy

ferret boy 🍏
watch it man before i expose you too

theo
there's nothing to expose why would you-

ferret boy 🍏
one time during free period, theo was listening to billie eilish cause he loves her music

theo
PERIODT ✨✨✨

ferret boy 🍏
and he was in the halls listening to therefore i am with both earphones plugged in his ear holes and singing along to it

theo
AS WE ALL SHOULD 😘😘

ferret boy 🍏
and mcgonagall caught him and she went on saying

ferret boy 🍏
"what is all this 'not your mans' singing mr. nott?" even though those aren't the lyrics but carrying on-

theo
WAIT IK WHERE THIS IS GOING-

ferret boy 🍏
and she said "well i'm lucky you're NOTT my man and that's 10 points from slytherin."

nads aka the loml 😽💗
THEO YOU DIDNT 😪😪😪

i think we know where i'm heading ;))

you changed "theo"
to "nott your mans" !

nott your mans
I SWEAR MALFOY I WILL BEAT YO MEAT 🤬🤬

neville
NO THEO NO PLEASE NO AH NO

WAIT NEVILLE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE INNOCENT ONE WHAT HAPPENED??

nads aka the loml 😽💗
maddie, i'm a hufflepuff and i probably know more than you 😏😌

ferret boy 🍏
as a malfoy i probably shouldn't say this but i'm liking the energy in this group even if it involves a gryffindor and a hufflepuff 🤭

as you should malfoy, as you should.