snakes, a badger, & a lion
1:17 PMnads aka the loml 😽💗
okay kiddies we need halloween costumesnott your mans
it's like- october 1st nadia?nads aka the loml 😽💗
exactlynads aka the loml 😽💗
so uh i texted mads earlier but she left me on seen maybe she forgot but should we each like find a date?neville
a date?nads aka the loml 😽💗
yep!! professor minnie decided to have like this halloween dance party thingy for years 4 and upnott your mans
is it a formal party? and will there be drinks?nads aka the loml 😽💗
it's pretty formal, you dress up and there'll be some music and ofc there'll be drinksnott your mans
aight bet i'll defo be thereneville
me too! gonna ask luna soon :))nott your mans
yes neville you awkward cute kingnads aka the loml 😽💗
draco? maddie? wbu guys?ferret boy 🍏
um idknott your mans
dw mate i'll get you hooked upnads aka the loml 😽💗
okay hooked up with WHO?nott your mans
y'know the greengrasses?nads aka the loml 😽💗
yepnott your mans
i'm pretty good friends with daphne so i'll invite her and i heard a rumor that little miss astoria has a little crush on draco ;)))neville
astoria? as in the "was obsessed with malfoy whilst we were in our 5th year" astoria?nott your mans
yuppferret boy 🍏
um sure? idrk who wants to go w me anywaysnads aka the loml 😽💗
istg you are cLueless🤡🤡ferret boy 🍏
um i'm sorry hopkins what did you just call me?nads aka the loml 😽💗
he really that dumbnott your mans
yepnads aka the loml 😽💗
wait yk who i'm talking abt?nott your mans
i believe so-nads aka the loml 😽💗
okay send the same emoji we commonly use the most whilst talking about her if it's who i think it is, go!nads aka the loml 😽💗
🤬nott your mans
🤬nads aka the loml 😽💗
see even theo knows more than younott your mans
exactly you blonde bimboferret boy 🍏
okay one, you are this 🤌🏽 close to not getting answers for a weekferret boy 🍏
and two, the joke's one you, i'm not even a real blonde 😎nads aka the loml 😽💗
did this man just-nott your mans
yep he didferret boy 🍏
WAITT I WAS JOKING MY BLONDE HAIR IS ACTUALLY GENETIC I DON'T LIKE BLEACH IT EVERY 2 WEEKS TO KEEP IT BLONDE ASF AhAhAhAhAneville
nads and theo to draco rn :
AHAHAHA NEVILLE I LOVE YOUR MEMES
also imagine if in an alternate universe, our whole lives was a book and/or movie series where magic isn't even real in their world and the actor who plays draco has to like bleach their hair platinum blonde every 10 days-2 weeks
nott your mans
bro..neville
i mean maybe but it isn't real is itnads aka the loml 😽💗
madelyn, you and your conspiracy theories😒nads aka the loml 😽💗
but hEyyYyyYyy look who it is😀😀ferret boy 🍏
mads i hope you're fine with what happened a while ago and please don't ignore mei'm thinking else wise-
skrtt skrtt bye bish
neville
okay miss girl what happened to "daddy draco" and "princess madelyn"neville
siriusly, must i need to @ y'all next time to remind you what happened less than 24 hours agothose were dark times
and the word "must" creeps me out
nott your mans
andddd anywayssss stan neville longbottom for clear skin🍃***
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guys, i don't encourage underage drinking, what was in this chapter is for fictional and funny purposes :)
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